When (if ever) it's appropriate to make jokes before the US Supreme Court

# Summary The Supreme Court's Guide for Counsel outlines strict courtroom protocols for attorneys arguing before the justices, including formal rules on how to address justices, respond to interruptions, and maintain decorum. While the guide permits attorneys to use direct quotes—even profanity—when necessary for their arguments, the court expects conservative dress, undivided attention during questioning, and immediate silence when interrupted by a justice. Chief Justice John Roberts actively enforces these norms, though justices rarely penalize minor mistakes like fumbling titles.